Knows How to Solve ALL your Bra Problems,
How to measure for a bra, anyone can do that. Knowing how to determine the correct size bra for you is what most bra fitters don't know. They think they know what they're doing, but they truly don't know.
The funny part is that
This causes more than just an unsightly appearance, more than just making you LOOK FAT. Wearing the wrong size bra leads to chronic neck, back and shoulder pain, and it also hurts your pocketbook when you have to spend money for expensive alterations that you wouldn't even need if you were wearing the right size bra.
It makes no sense to me. I'm a clothes designer and I know where a bra is supposed to hold a woman's boobs, AND that's where I fit them. ALL my customers look great in their clothes, ALL my customers have gotten rid of their chronic neck, back and shoulder pain, and ALL my customers save money by avoiding alterations they don't need anymore.
ALL my customers know what bra size is right for them, and you can too.
All you have to do is ask me, and I'll tell you.
That's the problem with all these information products that are flooding the internet today. The first thing they do is force you to go to work, hunting through all that information to find what you're looking for.
They have too darn much information in
In your case, all you really want to know is what bra size is right for you. You don't want to spend an hour or 2 to find out something as simple as that. Why should you, when there's an easier way?
Just ask me, and I'll tell you. You don't need to spend hours on something, when I can do it for you in about 8 minutes.
And once you're my customer, if your body ever changes in the future, you can just send me your new measurements and I'll update your size for you.
So now, you can keep on reading the rest of this, which will prove to you that I know what I'm talking about, or you can just get your answer as quickly as possible.
SKYPES!! Why didn't I think of this before?!
If you can't come to my shop for a free fitting, I can Skype with you and make it just as if you had come to see me personally. Here's how that will work.
After you send me your measurements, I will arrange a Skype call with you so I can see you in the flesh. This will help me do a better job recommending your right bra size.
It will be only you and me on the call, with possibly my assistant, Laurie helping out, but no one else will see you but us, and we only require that we see you IN your bra. We
Once I see your shape and know your measurements, I will tell you what bra size is right for you. Then, you can either order it from me, or go get one from your local bra shop, and when you have the right size, I will Skype you again so I can help you do the right adjustments. It will be almost exactly like you came to my shop, even though you may be thousands of miles away.
Through the magic of technology, you can now get personalized service from me, The Boob Whisperer, without traveling to Phoenix.
What's wrong with the Bra Size Calculators you can find on the net? I'll tell you.
On February 29, 2008, I did a Google search for "bra size calculators" and then I tested all of those on the left side of page one. There were 9 sites there with a bra size calculator, that lets you type in your under bust and over bust measurements and in 2 to 3 seconds it gives you a bra size.
It's fast, it's free, and it's WRONG.
For each calculator I typed in 31 under bust and 36 over bust. 8 of the 9 calculators came up with the wrong size bra for those measurements, and the average mistake was off by 4 band sizes AND 4 cup sizes. The average mistake was way, way, way, way, WAAAAYYY off!
Fitting a bra is an art, not a science, so there's always going to be some acceptable variation. 1 size this way, 1 size that way, is no big deal. But a total of 8 sizes off?
That's like going to a shoe store needing a
I believe that the owners of websites with
Another net search gets...
On March 30, 2008, at 7 pm Arizona time, I did another net search. I googled "how to measure for a bra." Out of the 10 listings on page 1, 8 of them were wrong. Is it any wonder, then , that the vast majority of women are wearing the wrong size bra? If the "experts" don't know themselves, where can the average woman go to find out what bra size is right for her?
The answer is the average woman will have a difficult time finding out what bra size she needs, but you found the place you can get the right answer when you found this web page
And 1 Year Later, you still can't find the right information searching for "bra size calculator"
On April 22, 2009, 7:40 PM Arizona time, I decided to check again and do another Google search for "bra size calculator." The results that came up on the left side of the page looked a little different than they did 1 year ago. There were still 9 bra size calculators that came up, but 3 of them were using the exact same page for the "bra size calculator," and the one website that had good information a year ago was no longer on page 1, for whatever reason I don't know.
This time I used 30 inches for the under bust measurement, and 34 inches for the over bust measurement. And just like 12 months ago, the average recommendation from these "b.s." calculators was off by 4 band sizes AND 4 cup sizes. One of the calculators was truly unique, giving me a band size that was 6 sizes off, giving me no cup size at all, and even suggesting that a woman with those measurements didn't even need a bra!
Out of the 10 listings on page 1 of this search, the only listing that was helpful was the very last one, which referred women to an article I had published a year ago in EzineArticles.com, which also can be found here.
HERE'S THE PROOF you're looking for...
Take your own under the bust and over the bust measurements. Then do your own web search for either "bra size calculator" or "how to measure for a bra", either one, it doesn't matter which. You'll get lots of sites to choose from.
Pick as many as you want that have a bra size calculator, and use it. Type in your under the bust and over the bust measurement and see what size it says you should be wearing.
There's a better than 80% chance that the bra size calculator will say you should be wearing a bra that's more or less the same size you're wearing now. And when it does, that's the proof that you need to EITHER come to Phoenix and have me or my assistant, Laurie, do a FREE bra fitting for you, or to e-mail me your measurements and I'll tell you what bra size you SHOULD be wearing.
Think about it.
The only reason you're even reading this is because you're not happy with how you feel in your bra, or how you look in your bra, right? And yet the bra size calculator just told you that you should be wearing a bra that you already know you don't like.
How in the world can the bra size calculator be right when it recommends a size to you that you already know doesn't give you good results?
I say that there's an 80% chance that the bra you're wearing now is at least 6 to 8 sizes off from your right size. I say stop torturing your boobs. Book your boobs a trip to Phoenix and they will love you forever.
If you can't come to Phoenix, I will work with you using e-mail to help you find out what
Maybe about now you are asking yourself WHO IS
Besides the ladies, I have the ladies' husbands and boyfriends and young girls’ fathers call for appointments. These men get so tired of hearing their women complain about their bras, that they literally look me up themselves and make the appointment, or drive their ladies in for me to help them find the right size bra.
No matter what country, state or city you may live in, most women who live there just don’t know what a bra is supposed to do, how a bra is supposed to fit, how a bra has been designed, or what bra size is right for them. Estimates are that anywhere from 70% to 80% of women are wearing the wrong size bra, although in my opinion, informed by more than 38 years of experience, it’s more like 90%.
And there’s been no reliable source for women to go to and find out the truth about bras, bra measuring and bra sizing, until now. Now you can get all of this information just by making a quick trip to my shop in Phoenix.
Are You Tired Of Having
If you're not wearing the right size bra, you
In just 5 minutes
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Look how much better Lainie looks in only 5 minutes. Follow along the red lines. See how much firmer, how much slimmer she looks in the after picture?
And these pictures are of a small woman. A taller, heavier woman looks even thinner when she puts on the
Are you covering up the skinny part of your
The thinnest part of our bodies is just below our boobs. That's the area we need other people to see so we can
In order to lift your boobs AND keep them up you MUST be wearing the right size bra, and you MUST be wearing it correctly.
The women I do bra fittings for love me for it, and their boobs love them for it.
Can proper bra sizing help you
Some of my customers think so. Some of them have told me that the bra fitting I did for them saved them from the risk and expense of reconstructive surgery.
You DON'T need reconstructive surgery, silicone implants, breast reduction, a lift,
All you need is the right size bra!
The one part of your body that gets the most attention is also the most misunderstood and gives you the most problems…
Your boobs can either make you or break you. If they look good, you look good and feel good, sexy, young, (even if you're old) thin, (even if you're heavy), and your clothes fit well.
If your boobs look bad you feel bad and you look bad, frumpy, old looking (even if you are young), fat (even if you are thin), and your clothes fit terribly and on top of it all you are in all kinds of pain.
Because of the way you are built, it is the one part of your body that cannot go without support, and for as long as there have been women, we've been trying to get the right support.
We have even resorted to surgery, but there's also been wraps, corsets, bustier and brassieres, this last category the most misunderstood.
9 out of 10 women are
8 out of 10 don't know
10 Worst Problems SOLVED
How many of these are bothering you everyday?
If you are wearing the right size bra:
10. Your boobs won't be off to the side instead of in the front. I’ll bet you thought this was fat. Nope, it’s separated breast tissue.
8. You won't have to adjust you bra every time you move, and you know how annoying that is.
7. Because you will have the right support, your breast muscles will not stretch, weaken and break.
6. Your straps won't continually fall off your shoulder.
5. Your blouses and jackets will not gap in the front, and your bust line darts will actually fall in the proper place.
4. Your breasts won't come completely out of your cups, either over the top, or fall right through the bottom.
3. You will be able to tighten your straps, without your bra riding up high in the middle your back- between your shoulder blades- creating the ugly side back fat.
2. Your neck, back and shoulders won't ache—and ache and ache and ache.
1. And the #1 problem SOLVED by wearing the right size bra is that you will look like you lost 10 pounds and you won't look fat and frumpy.
What do you mean I look fat?
The other day one of my customers
Then on Saturday, since she didn't
The neighbor said that all week long she had noticed that my customer looked like she had lost weight, but today she told my customer that she looked a little heavy again. What
Laurie told me that my customer started laughing as she told Laurie this. So I told her, she said, that all week long I was wearing my new bras I got from Danese Creations and you thought I looked thinner and now that I'm wearing an old bra you tell me I look fat? That does it. I'm getting rid of all my old bras.
I know that when you are dealing with these problems and you don't have the solutions, all you want to do is to burn your bra!
And that would be the right thing to do with an ill fitting bra but they DON'T because.....
Make friends with your bra
If you’re like most of us women, you’ve probably wondered at some point in your life why it is that no one has invented a better bra, a nice bra. A bra that not only feels good but supports, too.
The truth is that the modern bra is here to stay because it truly is one of the best friends a girl ever had. It can make us look good, it can make us look younger, and it can help us avoid the neck, back and shoulder pain all of us would have if we didn’t wear a bra. The modern bra can make it easier for us to be active and healthy in this fast paced world of ours.
It’s true. Just try and imagine what life would be like bouncing and flopping all day long. Maybe the only thing worse than a life in the wrong size bra would be a life with no bra at all.
It all boils down to this: What’s needed is NOT a better bra design. What’s needed is the right information about how to measure properly and what size you should choose based on your measurements. With the right information, your bra will do for you all the things that it can do. This is what one of my bra FREE bra fittings will do for you.
Don’t give up, and don’t spend another minute in the wrong size bra. Don’t go through one more day in the agony that comes with the wrong size bra. And never again waste your money on the wrong size bra.
Spend the rest of your life looking your best and feeling your best. Spend the rest of your life with happy boobs. Spend the rest of your life in the bra size that’s right for you.
If you love yourself you just cannot go another day without this information.
How can I help you…
If you live in metro Phoenix, you can just give my shop a call, set an appointment, and I will give you a custom bra fitting for free—no charge for the appointment, and no obligation to buy any bras from me, either.
…if you don’t live in the Phoenix Area?
All you have to do is call my shop,
When you finally put your boobs in the
Maybe it's called something different ...
where you live, but most women in Phoenix call it chicken fat, and it refers to the dimples and bulges in your skin that show up between your breasts and underarms whenever you put on a strapless gown. Isn't that grand? You want to look your best for your formal occasion, and that's when this stuff shows up. "Looking your best" and "chicken fat" do not belong in the same sentence. You can't look your best when you've got blobs of fat sticking out of your bra.
This "stuff" isn't fat, exactly, it's separated breast tissue. It's supposed to be a part of your breast, but it's gone off wandering below the underarm. And you got it by wearing the wrong size bra.
How did the wrong size bra give you chicken fat? It's simple, really. A breast may look and feel like one solid unit, but it's not. It's a collection of cells and stuff that's held together by our skin. If we wanted to, we could actually massage our boobs and break up and push out some of that stuff.
That's more or less what the wrong size bra does over time--it keeps our skin from doing it's job, it causes our breast muscles to stretch, weaken, and pull apart.
You can go to the gym to try and get rid of this. You can even have it cut off. Neither
Having it surgically removed will work temporarily, but if you keep wearing the
Trying to work it off at the gym will give you
But there's no gym equipment that will exercise the breast muscles the right way. There just isn't. Why? Because what you need are techniques, not gym exercises.
There are some old-time techniques that I learned when I was a girl, and they are perfect for lifting and firming your breasts—no matter what shape you're in now. They're very easy to do, take only 5 to 7 minutes a day, you can do them sitting down while you're watching Oprah or Ellen, they'll move your chicken fat back to your boobs, where it belongs, and you can get them right here.
Also on the video, there's my INDISPENSABLE, absolutely necessary, instructions on the right way to put on your bra. These instructions include the right way to "load" your breasts into the cups THAT ALSO helps you re-form and reshape your breasts. When you do these simple steps every time you put on your bra, the techniques work even faster.
The so-called "experts" still don't know
what to do about bras
and I can prove it
Our modern bra is having it’s 100th birthday. Bras have been around longer than this, but in 1907 Vogue magazine called the modern bra a “brassiere” which means “upper arm” in French. Suddenly women around the globe were looking for this hot new item which was nicknamed the “bra”.
Women have been wearing the modern bra for about 100 years or so, 100 years worth of women buying bras and trying to find out how to get a bra that fits—and after all that time and money spent, 90% still don’t know what size bra they are, most women “think” they’re wearing the right size, and 80% still don’t know the right way to put one on.
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “C’mon, it’s a bra. You put your arms through the straps, hook it up, and you’re done. What’s the big deal?”
The big deal is that even if you have the perfect bra size and the perfect fit bra, if you don’t put it on the right way, it won’t fit as well as it should, and you've only won half the battle.
After 100 years of trying, the only possible way that women could still not know what
Because most women themselves don’t
But most of the time these “experts” are working with a limited inventory, so the “expert” makes her recommendation based
Some bra "experts" are even men! What would a man know about how to size a bra? And what woman would want to talk to a man about fitting a bra? I know I sure wouldn't. I'll talk to a man about fitting a bra when he talks to me about fitting his jock--know what I mean?
Why are bras
You know what size blouse you wear, what dress size you are, right? (Yes, I know, it would be helpful if they wouldn’t keep changing the system on us.)
Just about every woman knows what ring size she is, right?
And let’s not forget about shoes. Do you think there’s even one woman in the entire country who doesn’t know what her shoe size is?
But for some reason, how to determine your bra size has managed to stay some deep, dark secret that most women wish they were in on. And that can only be true if the “experts” themselves don’t really know what they’re doing.
100 years of failure is not the mark of an expert.
But once you let me show you how to measure for the right bra size and how to put it on the right way, your boobs will love you.
Old family secrets
I’ve known all about bras ever since I was 12 years old. Not because I was so smart back then, but because that’s how old I was when I got boobs and my mother taught me all her secrets—how to find my bra size, and how to put it on the right way.
I always thought that all mothers taught their daughters about bras the same way that my mother taught me. But I found out through the years that most mothers didn’t have the right information to pass along.
Most mothers just don’t know about bras the way I do, the way my mother does. What made my mother different was that she had some specialized knowledge that most other mothers didn’t have—and still don’t have.
I’m a tailor, my mother is a tailor and my grandmother was a tailor, working at her trade just about the time that the first modern bras came on the market.
With her knowledge of how clothes are made, how fabric is cut to fit around the curves and shape of a woman’s body, it was easy for my grandmother to understand the art and science behind how bras were designed to work.
And it’s not rocket science, it’s just the art
That’s why most women go their entire life without ever knowing their correct bra size. One of these women was so happy after I helped her with this problem that she gave
Well, maybe I am the "boob whisperer," because I can tell just by looking at a woman—no measuring at all—what bra size she is.
OK, You put it on—
There are 3 common ways to put on a bra. The problem is—only one of these 3 ways is the right way to do it. Yes, that’s absolutely true.
There is only 1 right way, and if you do not put on your bra this way, even if you have the right size, it won’t fit you 100% right. I will tell you and show you this one and only right way.
So you think you’re a “C”—
If you are small busted or have enhanced boobs and think you don’t need a bra, think again. Just like the big boob gals, you have your own unique problems.
When it comes to bras, 90% of women are wearing the wrong size. I’ve said this before, and it’s the only thing that all the “experts” get right. What’s more, just about all of the women who are wearing the wrong size bra are way, way, way, way, WAY off the mark. I mean they're NOT EVEN CLOSE!
Just about all of them are stunned when they see the size that I show them is right for them. They don’t believe it at first—I see the disbelief in their eyes.
But after I’ve shown them what size they should be in, and how to put it on, and they see for themselves and feel for themselves how much better it is than the bra they wore into my shop—even if they came in with a brand new bra—there’s no going back.
If the “experts” don’t know how to measure correct bra size, how can you be expected to know yourself?
Get in on the Secret
Something that every woman needs to wear every day of her life should be simple and easy to understand. There should be no mystery or guesswork involved at all. And finding and knowing the size that’s right for you should be a snap.
Clothes are like that, rings are like that, and shoes are like that, but bras have never been like that, and that’s just not acceptable anymore, because now you have a choice.
Get in on the secret and spend the rest of your life looking better and feeling better than you ever have before.
Find out what it’s like when your bra makes you look like you just lost 10 pounds or more.
Find out what it’s like when your bra supports you like it should, eliminates your shoulder, neck and back pain, and makes you look better and your clothes fit better.
Find out what it’s like to go to work in the morning
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